Friday, January 14, 2011

speaking of birds behaving queer...

must be some new batch of Q1N1 avian flu. second hit already this week.


(That is of course the Batman villain 'the Penguin' having a fit in the pages of Gail Simone's as-of-lately very-theme-specific Birds of Prey)

Source: Birds of Prey #8 (DC Comics)

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

RuPaul's Duck Race



The financial crisis has hit Duckville the hardest and Donald has had to seek out other, baser, means of employment. No, he's not actually the surprise contestant in the upcoming RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3, but he does somehow (ok, so I didn't actually read the whole issue) end up in a Hollywood flick, in drag, as the leading man's paramour (including an almost inappropriate almost gay kiss).

If there's one thing to take home from this issue, it's that we finally get an answer to the ages-old question: 'What would Donald Duck's drag name be?'

DONNA MOO GOO!



Thank you for this, Boom Studios! When reached for comment backstage , Donald didn't have much more to add than the obvious:




Source: Donald Duck #362 (Boom! Studios)
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tough Guy Talk circa 2011

to say that the new 'vs vampires' adjectiveless X-MEN book sucks would be both an appropriately cringeworthy pun and an understatement.
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Sunday, January 09, 2011

in space noone can hear you bark Cowabanga




When Cosmo, the telepathic commie space dog, surfed through space with the Silver Surfer, silver-shiny-shiny herald of the planet-eater Galactus. Hilarity ensued.


Source: The Thanos Imperative: Devastation #1 (Marvel Comics)

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

#1 of 2010

move over Gaga

TV taught me how to feel
now real life has no appeal


#1. Marina & the Diamonds - the Family Jewels





and the last day rundown:
2. Mumford and Sons – Sigh No More
3. Interpol - Interpol
4. Trouble Over Tokyo – Hurricane
5. Scott Pilgrim – OST
6. Monika – Exit
7. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
8. The National – High Violet
9. Scissor Sisters – Night work
10. Belle & Sebastian - Belle and Sebastian Write About Love
11. Hurts – Happiness
12. Kylie – Aphrodite
13. Robyn – Body Talk pt1
14. Mark Ronson & The Business Intl – Record Collection
15. Janelle Monae – The ArchAndroid
16. Crystal Castles – Crystal Castles
17. Caribou – Swim
18. Natassa Mpofiliou – Εισιτήρια Διπλά
19. Klaxons – Surfing the Void
20. Sufjan Stevens – The Age of Adz

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#2 of 2010

if Interpol was a slow-burning sneaky kind of romance that kind of creeps under your radar before it's too late to do anything about it, Mumford & Sons was a love-at-first-sight in-your-face kind of thing. an attack on the senses. banjos, folkiness, Christ-freak undertones, warts and all. but also pure, beautiful, melancholic, overwhelming, unassuming, love.

I'm such a sucker for that, no use denying.

But it was not your fault but mine
And it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
Didn't I, my dear?
Didn't I, my...


#2. Mumford & Sons - Mumford & Sons



Weep for yourself, my man,
You'll never be what is in your heart
Weep Little Lion Man,
You're not as brave as you were at the start
Rate yourself and rake yourself,
Take all the courage you have left
Wasted on fixing all the problems
That you made in your own head


Thistle & Weeds - Mumford & Sons from Jamie Fenton on Vimeo.


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Saturday, December 18, 2010

#3 of 2010

some things you can't explain, they just click for you, they creep up inside your life, bit by bit, undetectable-- is it some of the words, is it the sound, the music, will it help if you play it backwards, will you be able to explain why you must repeat and repeat and repeat the same tracks from the moment you get up till you fall asleep, still humming them as you do?
when I started my rough draft for the top 20 albums for #blogovision, Interpol was a *maybe* for #17-18, but day by day it still persisted in my daily OCD-fueled elimination drama. Every day it was on the chopping block, but still I saved it for a better spot. and here we are today, I could only barely constrain myself to keep them from the two higher spots. and I still can't explain.

All that I seek...

please police me
I want you to police me
but keep it clean
uhhh...


#3. Interpol - Interpol





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Friday, December 17, 2010

#4 of 2010

Toph (="Trouble Over Tokyo") is insane enough to release his third album as a book. a cd with a hardbound lyrics book and commentary. or a poem collection as an audiobook? or a novel with a soundtrack? or... whatever-- something amazing.

a collection of personal experiences and emotions, refined to 12 songs-poems-stories-letters---storms. at the heart of each storm, each tiny hurricane, something terribly personal and vulnerable but universal and crushing, strong. or maybe I'm talking too much again. I'll sure be swept away

We, we know what we're doing
We know it can unleash dogs
We know it can break us
But we fight, we fight all the boundaries
We fight it with rule breaking
We fight it with mistaking

We keep saying that it's enough
To start fires that can't be touched
And flames flicker
Flames, flames flicker
The flames flicker and the fire gets bigger


#4. Trouble Over Tokyo - Hurricane





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Thursday, December 16, 2010

#5 of 2010


it's a movie soundtrack featuring the songs from the movie based on the comic book, performed -and credited to- the bands in the movie, and the songs that inspired the comic book characters that make up the band that perform in the movie. straightforward? also, fun. energetic. youthful. trashy. the best adaptation of a comic on screen and the best adaptation of songs to fit the mood of the comic and the characters. the songs becoming the characters as much as the actors are. confused yet?

Beck writes the songs performed by Scott and his band (Sex Bob-omb, of course), Broken Social Scene perform as Crash & the Boys (with the fan-fave 0,7 seconds long sad, so very sad track) and Metric with the Clash at Demonhead's "Black Sheep", the track that has burned a hole in my ipod this year with its seductive, mean-spirited, ex-from-hell, sexy-as-heck opening:

Hello again- friend of a friend- I knew you when-our common goal- was waiting for- the world to end-

#5. Scott Pilgrim vs The World - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack





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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

#6 of 2010

half-way through the 7-and-a-half minute long quietly-melancholic "Our Love (or how we lost it)" Monika's voice starts to rise in fury, anger, desperation. and the music suddenly follows suit and explodes into a chaotic, uncontrollable drums tantrum, covering everything in dust and smoke -- and then subsides, with the last few of the disparate falling piano keys bouncing off the ground. six seconds of deathly, mournful, silent, nothing. and then -- her voice, whispering... God, I miss you... a soft murmur, and a heavy unliftable tear-filled sob from deep inside, a sigh that crushes your heart like a mountain of sorrow and regret.
Every time she plays this song in concert she provides an introduction, this is a song she wrote for herself, one she likes to play alone in her living room on quiet afternoons. a song about love, and losing it, a memory with music and words and, when there's no more need or space for them, without.


#6. Monika - Exit



cause every time I sing, I do it for you

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

#7 of 2010

such a strange experience. a collection of songs, all unique, yet all one - merging with each other, a bit of one in one another, the suburbs in each and every one of them. growing up, leaving the suburbs. leaving home, leaving love, leaving hopes and dreams, changing, pretending to change, resisting to change, manning up, withering down. leaving... what behind?

In the suburbs, I... learned to drive. (away)


#7. Arcade Fire - The Suburbs



All the kids have always known
that the emperor wears no clothes
but to bow to down to them anyway
is better than to be alone

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Monday, December 13, 2010

#8 of 2010

top 8. damn this is getting exponentially harder. like a perverse reality game where each day I have to unceremoniously oust one of my favourite (secret) artists from the running towards becoming blah blah blah. I do watch too much TV for my own good. but the difficulty is still there and the urge to not write about why I love each of them but instead justify why they're not in my top 3, in which any of these 8 could be. This is the part where I reach for the kleenex.

Number 8, the National... but I can't explain it. Matt Berninger could be reading me the damn phonebook and I'd still be in love with the sound of his voice. Only, he's not, he's saying things like "...and I can’t fall asleep without a little help it takes awhile to settle down my ship of hopes" and he's driving an elegant little rusty dagger through your heart with every soft heavy whisper of his.


#8. The National - High Violet



it's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

#9 of 2010

the most unapologetically disco-dancey album of the year. Sexy, rude, crude and just right.

plus: Baby-Daddy, how can you say no to that hairy baby mug? ;)

#9. Scissor Sisters - Night Work



Take me any way you like it.
in front of your fireplace...
in front of your yacht...
in front of my parents...
I don't give a damn, baby
just take me!

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

#10 of 2010

*CENSORED* I want to write a message to you everyday at 10 o'clock in the evening *CENSORED*

#10. Belle & Sebastian - Belle and Sebastian Write About Love




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Friday, December 10, 2010

#11 of 2010

There's something irresistibly 90s about Hurts. It's partly their sound, their look, it's... it's mostly the feeling when you first listen to their songs - that you have listened to it a hundred times before, that it's a favourite of yours you're revisiting after a time, but also rediscovering, seeing in a whole new light. or maybe I'm rambling.

#11. Hurts- Happiness



So she throws him at the wall
and kisses burn like fire
and suddenly he starts to believe

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Thursday, December 09, 2010

#12 of 2010

somedays you just feel like fondling your way up atop a human pyramid of dirty horny fuckers. purely as a vantage point, of course. for mister right, up there on his high and mighty pedestal. somedays you just can't go wrong with some Kylie.

#12. Kylie Minogue - Aphrodite



all the lovers - that have come before - they don't compare - to you

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