Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Salford Ladies United Tolerance Society say: "Sodomy Stinks!"

... S.L.U.T.S. for short!

Every year these... masculine old-fashioned ladies are the highlight of the Manchester Gay Pride parade for me.

These Salford Ladies are traditionalists and will not have any of this Gay Pride and Sodomy crap that is going around. Thankfully every year they take the time off their busy tea-room meetings schedule to instill some morals on the rest of us degenerates. They're not shy to protest against gay marriage, up and down Canal Street(before adjoining for their meeting in Taurus bar).

During the parade they bring along their strollers and baby carriages, along with a loudspeaker to get their message across to the sinners in the audience: 'Go home, wipe that fake tan off you, get a wife, settle down and have some babies! shame on you!'



Popular slogans include:

CLAP FOR THE GAYS
PUT IT AWAY
SHAME ON YOU
WAVE THAT FLAG ALL YOU WANT, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL

and of course my favourite:
SODOMY STINKS




UPDATE:

here are the Salford Ladies LIVE, courtesy of Jonathan Robinson and FunFur.tv:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Absolutly fantastic, i just love the cheek of it. what a genious way of sticking the v's up at all the people who still live in the 20th century!!! purely belter

will from Durham