Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Fag Hag Anthem

...dedicated to Katia ;)



So I'm shamelessly stealing off the excellent Greek "Ravin' Bitches" blog this week, but I do it with looooove.

One, two, ready go
I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is,
just how fabulous my dress is

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

One, two, ready go
You cry at movies, on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce
I like cigarettes, and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend...

7 comments:

Mirela said...

Manoli mas anakalypses ki esy vlepw eeee? :P

San xtes mou fainetai pou milousame sto CBR gia thn afiksh tou Milligan sthn Ellada...

...OOOOH YES, to pragmatiko mou onoma sto net einai Mitsaso! mikros pou einai o kosmos...!!! :D :D :D

Manolis Vamvounis said...

na'nai kala o George (theBeast nte!)

mitsaso e? se eixa gnwrisei sto festival i den irthes telika?

Mirela said...

irtha alla viastika kai ypo piesh kai prolava mono to signing tou Milligan opote den ekana gnwrimies! Eixa ferei ola ta tpb's tou X-Statix, tou Human Target kai kapoia teyxh tou apo to X-Men.

Otan tou edwsa na ypograpsei to X-Men me ton Doop kai thn Polaris sto ekswfyllo gyrise pros ta mena mperdemenos kai mou eipe "this isn't mine...!!!" kai tou edeiksa to onoma tou panw sto ekswfyllo.

OOPS! busted much???? :P

Mirela said...

P.S.sto sigkekrimeno Q&A hmoun o prwtos pou ekane erwthseis ston Milligan (oi alloi ntreposante nte?) kai ton eixa trelanei ligo me ta petagmata mou. apo ekei isws me thymasai.

Manolis Vamvounis said...

'o prwtos'? mirela is a boy? tora me mperdepses teleiws :p

ayto to tsitato me to ekswfullo kati mou thumizei, imoun monimws dipla tou sto signing...

gia tis erwtiseis tha prepei na dw to video :p

acid-K is a fag-hUg (with a U!!!) said...

I like cigarettes and that's no gag (Manolis) you'll always be my favourite fag!!!!

Exairetikos stixos!!!! Bravoooo!

(to latreyw!!!)

miss ya
luv ya
kiss ya

Katia. (the gay icon , the fag-hUg!) :P

amyredmond said...

love this!!
http://thediaryofalondonfaghag.blogspot.com/
xx ;)