Storm Smash

The day that the Hulk swapped minds with Storm (and Wolverine with Ant-Man):



Source: Marvel Adventures Avengers #25 (Marvel Comics)
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DC Capsule Reviews Week 25 2008

The last of the daily reviews for now, moving back to a more comfortable bi-daily schedule for the rest of the week to catch our breath.

Today, from DC: a double Vertigo shot of Jason Aaron, one last taste of Chuck Dixon on the outside, romantic entanglements in the Teen Titans and an otherwise average presence from everyone else in the room



BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS #8

(Chuck Dixon / Julian Lopez / Bit)

An uneventful closing to the action-packed storyline as Dixon crosses his t's and dots his i's, the separated Outsiders teams come together and new member ReMac finally makes his debut - in an amusing fashion.

Dixon salvaged the Outsiders brand name from the limbo it had sunk to, but this could actually have been his last issue on the title - pending to DC's mysterious whims. It's been an amazing 8-issue ride, thank you for the thrills!

7/10

HELLBLAZER #245

(Jason Aaron / Sean Murphy)

'Newcastle Calling' part 1. I've only ever read one Hellblazer run, and that's because of Mike Carey, my then favourite Vertigo writer. It makes sense that I would pick up the habit again with the arrival of my new number one sinful pleasure - SCALPED's Jason Aaron - on board the title for 2-issue stint.

Aaron picks up on the aftermath of a classic (thank you Wikipedia) Hellblazer storyline - involving his punk band Mucous Membrane, the ghost of a young girl Astra and a string of violent murders, as a film crew visits the scene of the event to shoot a documentary on the mysterious band and its history. Impeccably paced and plotted like a Hollywood horror movie without the hindrance of the pesky MPAA censors - everything starts going horribly wrong as the filming crew one by one falls victim to the curse still haunting the old club. The story runs the full gamut from self-mutilation, hallucinogenics, to necrophilia, sodomy and bestiality (actually the last three are all combined in one scene - yum).

It's somewhat of a shame that Aaron's been lured away to Marvel with an exclusive contract, while Vertigo stood helpless waving goodbye. Stupid DC...

8/10

SCALPED #18

(Jason Aaron / Davide Furno)

Another self-contained gem focusing on one of the many intriguing satellite characters populating the reservation of Prairie Rose and the book: Officer Falls Down.

It's the classic story of the small-town sherriff who has lost his edge and is searching for meaning in his life post-prime. Reeling from the nightmares of his wife's death, and dreading getting involved in the mystery of Gina Bad Horse's murder, it takes a unique Indian spiritual ceremony to make him identify his true self and get back on the horse - so to speak.

Just like real life, you really read so many stories with these characters lurking about in the background- never giving them more than a moment's notice; it takes this special kind of vignette to really take a closer look in their lives and mindsets, and become more involved. Jason Aaron has managed to make each and every last of his characters here worthy of attention.

8/10

BIRDS OF PREY #119

(Tony Bedard / Nicola Scott / Doug Hazlewood)

The Birds move from Metropolis to their new digs in Platinum Flats, acquainting themselves with the local law enforcement, the riff raff (seriously: the villainous Carface? I'm disappointed this wasn't milked more for all it's worth), their new headquarters and some very familiar neighbours!

Black Canary is back for a guest stint (and the traditional punch-and-kick dance Manhunter always seems to go through with every superhero she meets), and her absence on the book and its dynamics rings more important now with McKeever's departure. Bedard has some interesting ideas on Lady Blackhawk (whom Simone had neglected more, but McKeever had helped bring to the forefront) and maybe Babs (although she's all too cold), but the rest of the cast simply lingers about between odd dialogue (poor Calculator), unfortunate plotlines (Manhunter's mindprobe mystery, the lost sisters, etc) and simply unexplainable behaviour (Manhunter's confrontational, ok, but never to this annoying unreasonable degree)...

Next issue will be the end of his grace period, I'm waiting to be wowed or this book goes to the Scans' section, breaking a nice happy collection of over 60 issues...

6.5/10

THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #14

(Mark Waid / Scott Kolins)

Oh, ouch.

Deadman enlists the help (well, more like the body) of Green Arrow to chase the 'Ghost Killers of Nanda Parbat'. As far as eam-ups go, this isn't the most efficient, and everything goes sour - REAL sour by the issue's startling cold-blooded finish. mr Waid, here I thought I had you all figured out!

Scott Kollins on art fires on all cylinders as usual, such a huge mystery why he's not been anchored on a regular gig in the past 4 years since his Flash run ended...

7/10




CATWOMAN #80

(Will Pfeiffer / David Lopez / Alvaro Lopez)

'Final Jeopardy' part 1. One short breath before the title's cancellation - and boy is this the title most deserving of the fate...

Pfeiffer and the editors have lost their handle on the character ages ago, so it's better to finish things off while everyone has their dignity intact. Catwoman goes after the multiplying crook Repro (?), the Calculator and some cat burglar guy whose name I didn't quite catch.

Frankly, the entire past two years of stories on the title, from the villains to the supporting characters and the situations are so far below Catwoman's worth. Foiling and trapping an art thief? This is what she's sunk to? After giving her a baby, and a cardboard father, getting rid of both, shippnig her to space, tiling around in alternate realities, facing off against film fanatics and Madrox rip-offs...

Poor Selina, you've had a crappy couple of years, time to rest and re-group.

4/10


DC/WILDSTORM: DREAMWAR #3 (OF 6)

(Keith Giffen / Lee Garbett & Trevor Scott)


Action Action Action!

Legion vs Stormwatch (bore)

JSA vs Tranquility (I hate the smell of old people)

JLA vs Wildcats & the Authority: hmmm let's stay here! Batman vs Zealot - to the death (no, really), Superman vs Hawksmoor and the utterly amazing visual of the week: Green Lantern shooting Batman inside their HQ like a bullet through a handgun!

The crossover has had its ups and downs, although at this point everything is too muddied up and the whole thing reads like a last-minute effort to push in a script and art.

6/10

THE FLASH #241

(Tom Peyer / Freddie E. Williams III)

'Fast Money' part 4. So the spin storyline wraps up (I think?), still not making much sense, as the mysteriously-appeared Grodd brings mayhem to the Flashes' city.

I'll just say it, I don't care for this villain, for this battle, and especially not for this horrendous art.

It doesn't matter. Peyer hits the reader with such a whallop of an emotional impact this issue, that it makes all the rest seem insignificant. Wally faces his inability to support his kids and find a solution to their ever-rapid aging, and muses back to the string of bad decisions made this past year - his live TV statements, his cruel revenge against Bart's murderer Inertia, everything that's out of his control and making him feel like a failure. In the face of this turmoil, he still swallows everything deep inside him, puts on a brave face for his children and is a hero and a father to them. Peyer has a chillingly clear and perfect take on Wally at this moment in his life, and I can't wait to see where he takes the character and his family next.

7/10

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #22

(Dwayne McDuffie / Ed Benes)

This is tiresome.

It's 2 years (3, considering the delays) into the new title's life, and since Brad Metzler has left ship, we've been stuck retreading the same old ground, rehashing the same stories - only adding and retracting random members - like a bad (ok, worse) version of Young & the Restless...


It's the same three plotlines since year one: Red Tornado's missing sense of humanity (along with his marital problems, body trouble, and constant tendency to get hijacked and go evil), Red Arrow and Hawkgirl's sexual tension (this time awkwardly addressed by Superman having a birds-n-bees moment), and of course - everyone's favourite-: Vixen's new secret siphoning powers. I'm really hoping all these left-overs get dealt with by #25 so McDuffie can really shine on his lonesome with a finalised tight roster.

6/10

SUPER FRIENDS #4

(Sholly Fisch / Dario Brizuela)

The Super-Friends are being picked out one-by-one -- by giant explodig cakes, banana peels, squirting flowers, pepper-bombs, novelty cans and trap-door buckets of slime!

Can it be?

Introducing the allied Jesters' League of America: Joker, Harley Quinn, Trickster, Trapster, Jewelee and Punch!

Gotta love a good gag!

5.5/10

TANGENT: SUPERMAN'S REIGN #4 (OF 12)

(Dan Jurgens & Ron Marz / Jamal Igle & Fernando Pasarin / Robin Riggs & Matt Banning)

Green Lantern Jon Stewart has a talk with the evil (?) black Tangent Superman, while the New Earth Heroes finally make a jump through to Tangent Earth, and a traitor is revealed in their midst.

Things are moving, but in quite the snail's pace, as the back-up History stories eat up way too much of the main plot's momentum. This issue: a brief summary of the Tangent Superman's origins (even though I'm much more interested in the identity of this new Power Girl myself. Can't they coordinate the two stories a la Trinity?)

5.5/10




TEEN TITANS: YEAR ONE #5 (OF 6)

(Amy Wolfram / Karl Keschl / Serge LaPointe)

Ah, young love...

Wonder Girl goes on her first date with Speedy, while Kid Flash and Aqualad stay behind the Titans cave for some teenage male -burp- bonding and Batman drops by for a surprise parental inspection.

Wolfram really has a unique handle on each of these kids, in all their awkward, anxious, dream-filled glory. She looks at them less like empowered teen role-models, and more like real kids who have been thrust into lives and situations out of their comfort zones, doing everything they can to be, well, normal and accepted - like most kids their age would. DiDio recently announced there are no plans for Wolfram and Keschl to get a regular outlet for their version of the Titans - sad news, especially considering the sheer multitude of Titans projects out there right now (Teen Titans, Titans, Teen Titans Go, Raven, Cyborg, Tiny Titans, Terror Titans, Robin, Blue Beetle, etc) most of which don't hold a candle to this unique and spiritful series.

8.5/10

TRINITY #3

(Mark Bagley & Fabian Nicieza / Mark Bagley & Mike Norton / Art Thibert & Jerry Ordway)

Enter Konvikt: an unfortunately named DC idea of a Purple Hairy Hulk, only carrying on his back his own tiny press representative to provide enormous threats and battle banter.

The main story deals with the JLA (sans the 3) fighting and losing to the enormous brute - until our titular heroes arrive on the scene to everyone's delight. The rest of the JLA does come across as - well- ineffective and lazy, but Busiek expertly comments on that on his own before any mean-spirited bloggers (represent!) get their nasty commenting claws typing. As corny as the scene carries out, it is typical of the way the three are treated in comparison to the other heroes, probably what Busiek wanted to examine by pitting them against this utterly forgettable menace.

I only have one real problem with the writing here: Busiek has taken the time to really delve into the dynamics of the trinity, the way they operate together, the way they view each other, how the rest of the DC universe looks at them, etc etc I've mentioned all that. He's done a stellar work, and each of his scenes is subtly infused with so much rich subtext, it's a joy to pore into and explore.

Well, it would be, if each scene wasn't intercut by the two villains reading the story with us, and providing an intrusive director's commentary, pointing every smart bit of subtext to each other (=the reader), essentially spoon-feeding us the information I would much rather discover on my own.

The back-up by Nicieza & Norton features a new (?) hero, Tarot, as her everyday life of Tarot-reading and coffee-sipping is interrupted by an attacking gang and a feral protector. Average enough to flip through and move on.

5/10

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Panel of the Week Voting Weeks 19-23 2008

Last voting was hiding some surprises. I had no doubt AXM's crowning Kitty moment would win the voting, but I never expectedit would be such a close call between that and the return of Stephanie Brown/Spoiler, while others like Zur Enn Arrh and Archangel were left way behind!

This week, back to our funny fair, with panels from May and June 2008:




Panel AHulk Kick - Marvel Adventures Hulk #12 (Marvel Comics)

Panel B
John (Lennon) the Skrull & the Sword of Excalibur - Captain Britain & the MI-13 (Marvel Comics)

Panel C
Warren Worthington III - Poor Little Rich Mutant - X-Men: First Class #12 (Marvel Comics)


Panel D
Too Hot To Handle - Ghost Rider #23 (Marvel Comics)



Panel E
Spot the Cross-Dressing Aquaman in the Background - Super-Friends #3 (DC Comics)



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Marvel Capsule Reviews Week 25 2008

Bumper car wars, ancient Greek underage gay sex, blasphemy, drugs, gamma-irradiated cross-breeders... and Arnim Zola! Something for every perverted taste?


AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #563

(Bob Gale / Mike McKone / Marlo Alquiza)

Hey, it does what it says on the cover! Spidey versus the Enforcers (perhaps his unintentionally lamest villains) in a bump-car ride in Coney Island...

All that plus a truckload of villains, betting-a-plenty and a 22-page long anti-smoking ad.

Oy Vey, Quesada, we get it already!

6.5/10



GHOST RIDER #24

(Jason Aaron / Tan Eng Huat / Jose Villarubia)

'God Don't Live On Cell Block D' part 1. Ghost Rider locks himself inside prison to get close to the man holding the answers to advance his hunt for the renegade angle who sired him. Jason Aaron has turned Ghost Rider around into the book it was always meant to be - but no man (writer or editor) dared make true. Dark, twisted, and bloody blasphemous, this Ghost Rider is the ultimate Vertigo avenger in Marvel's homestead, waging war against Heaven like a hardcore flaming skull leather biker version of Jesse Custer for the new millennium.

Tan Eng Huat (Doom Patrol) fills in for this arc, although it took the credits for me to recognise his style. The distinctive lines and style are there, but dulled down by yet another attempt at digital inking or colouring straight over pencil art. Villarubia is probably the best in the biz to attempt this process, but I still think the results can never compare to a traditional inking process.

7.5/10



GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #2

(Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning / Paul Pelletier / Rick Magyar)

Starlord. Adam Warlock. Gamorra. Drax. Quasar. Rocket Raccoon.

Even for someone like me, who could never hold a prolonged interest in Marvel's cosmic history and adventurers, a colourful/volatile setup like this (especially including supporting members like Mantis, the sociopath bonsai Groot, Cosmo the talking Russian cosmodog) holds an inescapable allure (much like the classic Infinity Watch team). DnA have very carefully picked their players for this new space team galvanised after the two gigantic Annihilation events. A mix of old and new, rich in history, and bonded through war, love, family and hate, each of them brings something different to the table, be it power, intelligence, muscle, tactics, grief, optimism, slapstick or pure sex appeal.

The great Marvel Hype machine of course spun the discovery of Captain America's shield as another wink wink hint at Steve Rogers' inevitable return, but eagle-eyed GotG fans easily guessed the real big return this issue: Vance Astrovic, or Major Victory from the original run of the Guardians. It's the last missing puzzle piece that really makes this the ultimate Marvel cosmic story, and earns the new team its new name - appeasing all concerned fans after the last botched attempt at resurrecting the brand name. Now, when can we expect Captain Marvel in for a visit, I wonder?

8/10





INCREDIBLE HERCULES #118 (SI)

(Greg Pak & Fred Van Lente / Rafael Sandoval)

'Sacred Invasion' part 2. Oh naughty naughty writing team, teasingly playing up the oh-so-very-forbidden parallels between Hercules's current relationship with sidekick Amadeus Cho and his famous actual relationship/love affair with his young companion, the boy Hylas, during the Argonauts' journey.

In this issue, Hercules compares his current companions in the 'God Pack' to the original Argonauts' line-up, stopping short at making the parallel between Hylas and Amadeus. Later on in the story, he does confess to the similarities between the two boys, even recounting Hylas' tragic fate (-ahem- being wooed away from Hercules by a woman/nymph essentially... the nerve on some kids!) - but still leaving out the details of Hercules' severe reaction to this loss...

Would the Marvel writers really dare go down that route in future issues, like Radical Comics' Steve Moore has done in their version of Hercules? LYS@D is keeping a close eye.

Oh yeah, this is the must-have to-know-us-better 'personal nightmare' issue, as tghe Gods are trapped in Nightmare's clutches. A true and tried recipe, it's served rather expertly here - even if the resolution was a bit too easy to swallow. (Yeesh, look at me and the food similes - I'll sound off now and head for a snack)

7.5/10




IRON MAN: DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D. #30

(Stuart Moore /Roberto de la Torre, Carlo Pagulayan & Steve Kurth)

'With Iron Hands' part 2. One of Stark's old drinking buddies (an old and trusted plot device that feels especially forced in this handling) shows up - grown up into a world terrorist with a penchant for bringing nuclear terrorism technology into life...

Apart from the odd cool line here and there, I didn't care for the plot, the adversary, the SHIELD trappings, the new supporting cast of rookie Iron Men, or even at least the art. Thankfully, there's other venues for an enjoyable Iron-Man fix these days.

5/10





MARVEL ADVENTURES THE AVENGERS #25

(Jeff Parker / Ig Guara / Sandro Ribeiro)

'Who Wants To Be A (Different) Super-Hero?'

Yes, the genius of Jeff Parker did decide to combine an Arnim Zola (camera for a head, face on his chest on a screen - yay!) story with an Avengers mind-swap! Seriously, it's like cool on cool squared. All that plus the Wrecking Crew...

The Hulk in Storm's body trying to uproot a forest.
Wolverine in Ant-Man's body on a pocket-sized berserker rage.
Ant-Man in Spider-Man's body trying to talk to an ant-hill.

It goes on and on. Bonus points of course for: the most imaginative use of Arnim Zola in a comic yet, the clever foreshadowing with the Avengers cam chat earlier in the issue, and the Sitcom-tastic cover that rivals the excellence of last year's Modok and Ego covers!

8/10







SECRET INVASION: FANTASTIC FOUR #2

(Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa / Barry Kitson)

Lyja's back, as the Skrull's chosen warrior agent to tear the FF apart in the Negative Zone. Thankfully RAS loves the old Ms Green Storm as much as the rest of us queer fanboys and doesn't stoop to a vengeful b*tch cardboard characterisation. I do miss the DeFalco Fantastic Family days...

Kitson is a master of his craft surely, and brings significance to this crossover tie-in, along with Davis' stunning cover. Otherwise, the issue is packed with cute moments, from Franklin & Valeria's bug-stomping armour, the Thing's pest control issues and Johnny's recounting of his major love-affairs in a purely Johnny fashion...

7/10





ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #55

(Mike Carey / Tyler Kirkham)

Carey isn't at the top of his game in this title, and the continued nuisance of the amateur-hour Top Cow Productions art team isn't really helping matters. It's nowhere near the levels of ground-breakage this title should be aiming for, and reads much more like an actual Top Cow product (insert index finger in mouth) than I'm comfortable with.

Salem's Seven take control of an emergency situation over the FF, although the new characters and their powers are presented in such a quick and confusing fashion that I was left with a headache trying to decipher who's who on the double-page spread. Certainly an occasion where the pictures and words didn't work together well at all...

Professor Agatha Harkness keeps sinking into new levels of weird, obviously tampering with the team dynamics, messing with the four's heads, and shamelessly hitting on jailbait Johnny... The current take on the characters is more dysfunctional than what I'm comfortable reading, and the only saving grace of the story is the emotional rooftop break-up rooftop scene.

5/10





ULTIMATE X-MEN #95

(Aaron Coleite / Mark Brooks & Brandon Peterson / Jamie Mendoza & Brandon Peterson)

'Absolute Power' part 2. The jury's still out on new scribe Coleite's take on this title, as the drugged-up super-X-Men track down Ultiamte Alpha Flight to save Colossus' loverboy Northstar.

A lot of the problems I had with the first issue are gone as he's gone through his growing comics-writing pains: the roster's significantly reduced and focused (probably Heroes bad habits washing off slowly), the fight scenes are more cinematic, the villains are becoming more interesting. Still, there are new problems rising to replace them: a sort-of lame continuity fixation (is there a point in making Rahne Sinclair into the new Sasquatch, other than mad geek-cred?), the jovial kicking-off of characters for cheap dramatic effect, and the underlying warped anti-drug message. More on the latter: Wolverine has a total sissy freak-out fit when he's accused of having used the mutant-enhancing drug Banshee, while, earlier on in the story,half of the team doesn't bat an eyelid at the idea of pumping their systems full of the steroid.

Certainly an improvement over Kirkman's 90s-fest, it's still not up to par with the usual standard set by the first three writers on the title.

6/10





WOLVERINE #66

(Mark Millar / Steve McNiven / Dexter Vines)

'Old Man Logan' part 1. It's 50 years from now, America is an endless wasteland, the heroes are defeated and the villains have divided the land and are... living off the rent? Wolverine is no more, just the old man named Logan, with his wife and kids, living on the land owned by the Hulk's hillbilly grandchildren.

It's an offbeat, borderline ridiculous concept, but it does work - Mark Millar knows the strength of his collaborators and just how much he can get away with because a typically stunning artist has his back. Magneto and Kingpin as landlords? Blind Hawkeye driving the Spider-mobile into the sunset? The probably incestuous retarded Banners family arriving on their pimped-up Fantasticar? Big flashy crazy insane concepts. Steve McNiven manages to make them all seem grounded and believable as he creates a world at the sunset of the Marvel universe with breath-taking texture and emotional detail.

7.5/10






X-FACTOR #32

(Peter David / Valentine De Landro / Drew Hennessy & Craig Yeung)

After the recent DWS events, Mutant-town is no more, and Val Cooper joins the book's supporting cast (or is it Rogues' Gallery?) with an ultimatum invitation to join the O*N*E (eek, when will the x-editors let that ill-conceived concept die away), or the Initiative. Our boys and girls of course opt for the third fugitive route, affecting a time-jump of 6 months (PAD so loves those, although it will certainly wreak havoc with inter-X-title continuity) and a move to... Denver?

Plus: Siryn's baby gets a name, and it's a familiar one, although PAD is quick to poke fun at that particular x-tradition before we can...

With a tight core line-up, a renewed sense of family, new threats, new base of operations and a refreshed status quo (and two very interesting additions coming up next month), X-Factor's future is looking bright.

7.5/10


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